- Wednesday, October 9, 2013 8:28 a.m.
The last time I owned a pair of expensive sunglasses, I’m pretty sure there were two Germanies.
- Tuesday, October 1, 2013 5:10 p.m.
I realized recently that I have the perfect vacuum for my kids to use.
- Tuesday, September 24, 2013 4:29 p.m.
When I was a kid, I played one year of football. I was probably about 10, and I was a small kid. I quickly learned that having much larger kids run you over was not fun, even if you had pads on.
- Tuesday, September 17, 2013 6:27 p.m.
The pool and I are having a disagreement.
- Tuesday, September 3, 2013 6:34 p.m.
I’m sure you’re like me, and you recently had a meat nap interrupted by a mouse.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2013 5:24 p.m.
I’ve always been the laundry guy in our house.