I’ve got no issues with doorknobs. Big fan of ‘em, in fact. They are fantastic inventions that serve a great function in society, from privacy issues to security issues to little brother issues. (That last one is particularly relevant...
When I was little, I was a master fort builder. We had woods behind my parents’ house, and at the time it was the most sprawling expansion of woods the world has ever known. Lewis and Clark would have found it daunting.
I love it when it becomes clear that spring is on its way, in particular those weekend days where the sun shines, the temp warms up and optimism overtakes even the most failed gardener. And for me, my annual ritual always begins on one of those days when I...
It’s been a while since I stepped up on my soapbox and preached about the evils of grocery cart abuse, but I think it’s high-time I jump on up there, get a chorus behind me and sing the gospel of – RESPONSIBILITY!
When history reflects on this sliver of time, it will no doubt remark on the technological advances we have made. Since I was born, we have developed more ways to communicate with one another than in the previous recorded time of human history. I base this...
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that cats are evil, vindictive monsters that have snuck into our homes for the sole purpose of exacting revenge for petty grievances.